Shit My Friends Say

Yesterday, in the process of complaining about the current status of the campus (ice, slush, snow, etc.), Tiffany(my roommate) and I were saying things that could be done to make it better. I.e.: When it gets warm during the day and all turns to slush, SCOOP IT OFF THE SIDEWALK so it doesn't freeze again at night. During this conversation Tiffany said, and I quote, "They should hire me. I'd do a good job." This is funny because she's a very quiet girl and all of a sudden this popped out. Hilarious!